Sydney Sauna Formerly: Kingsteam

 
50% love it
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Fit for Size Kings
6000 square feet of fun in this clean sex venue.

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    • NeMinMan
      NeMinMan 9 months ago
      Loves it

      Much better than Bodyline
      There were a few hot men at the lunch noon special. I got my nut. It worked out. But to say that Bodyline is an ugly step-sister of Sydney Sauna is being awafully nice to ugly step-sister a everywhere. There is absolutely no design in the place, save for the newer shower area upstairs. However the ceiling of this newer shower area has loose panels coming off the ceiling. The place is filthy. From the mineral buildup on the steps to the spa, to the lichen covered formerly white chair on the sun deck. I got there are 12 noon when they opened. The rooms or cubicles, had trash in them from last night. This place is obviously surviving by the fact that hornet men don't care about anything but getting off. Conversely, I was at Sydney Sauna a few days ago. Honestly, quality construction, and well used material. Well thought out floor plan. Beautiful spa, tile work and lighting. Seamless flooring that gets mopped. I'll go back to Sydney Sauna, but not Bodyline. I have 1 minor and 1 major complaint about Sydney Sauna. The steam room, although very clean and good design, is a little small. That's splitting hairs to find a complaint. Now the big one. SS is missing huge advertising opportunities, by not selling their T shirts. We were told that they are just for employees. I'd proudly wear one out to the bars back home letting people know my endorsement.

    • Ilove2eat
      Ilove2eat Over a year ago
      Hates it

      I use to like here but seems all the hairy larger silver daddy's are now at 357 sauna in china town.

    • Kiwibigboy
      Kiwibigboy Over a year ago
      Hates it

      Not good.
      My partner and I visited the place in 2015 after renovations were done. There are so many issues with this place its difficult to find any positives. The layout is all over the place and doesn't make sense. The rooms are small and I found it difficult to use as I'm over 6ft. (my foot kept hitting the door). I believe the renovation were designed to bring in some of bodyline's clients as they are close to each other. It hasn't worked though, as when we visited it was full with the same type of clients from pre-renovation, old regulars that believe they own the place. (attitude and all). I didnt find the staff that helpful either. We stood in the bar area for a while to see what was on offer and were ignored by staff. We staying for less than an hour and haven't been back since. I feel sorry for the new owners as they have spent a lot of money on the renovation but it just doesn't work.

    • EliasK
      EliasK Over a year ago
      Hates it

      Don't bother with this joint - all show and no go
      Every time Ive been to this place theres been a problem. The spa was cold tonight but the guy working didn't bother to tell me that when I paid to go in. Thanks Mate. The music is over the top Loud techno crap and the sauna wasn't hot. Get your act together SS. There a reasons why no one goes to your venue. Your staff are rude and somethings always broken. The rather earthy smell coming from the smoking room would have you arrested on the street. Its not the only contraband floating around here either. Be warned. Overdoses here are a regular occurrence.

    • bigdickedaussie
      bigdickedaussie Over a year ago

      Awful
      Firstly I was drugged with rohipnol (a tranquilliser).I don't remember much but i did ask for assistance and the staff were rude and unhelpful, and offered no assistance. Staff were less than useless. Around 10 hours had passed by this time, I asked staff for some assistance but it was denied luckily some patrons thankfully helped me dress and leave one even escorted me home, thanks John. New venue 10/10 Patrons attending that drugged me 0/10, other patrons 4/10 but John scores 10/10 Assistance and help from staff when asking for help 0/10 Go to a museum if you want to look at nice fixtures, go to 357 or body line or HQ or the Den if you want a staff that care.

    • i77
      i77 Over a year ago
      Hates it

      Appaling
      Second ( and last) time at this venue and again no music, no soap in the showers, only 3-4 idro jets in the spa were working... Very mature crowd and weirdos. Waste of money!!

    • pato.canepa.10
      pato.canepa.10 Over a year ago
      Hates it

      few goods and many bads
      They have kept the old Tuesday tight arse day. They attract a similar mature crowd, this has been SYDNEY SAUNA decision, then why a mature crowd has to put up with that disgusting and noisy music. When are you going to put enough soup in showers, please have a look from time to time to your wonderful spa and stop guys having sex there. And overall, why is so difficult to be nice and polite with customers who in the end are paying for your salaries? I go there just to meet a hot FB who works close, if not I wouldn't recommend your place.

    • IJL
      IJL Over a year ago
      Hates it

      wont be back....
      the owners of Sydney Sauna have wasted their money on the great renovation...some staff are very nice others are still as rude as the old Kingsteam Staff....one night shift staff goes round knocking on doors waking everyone up telling the patrons it is not a motel...and you cant sleep in the rooms....doing this at 3.30am when there is a total of 10 people in the place....also the $4.00 re entery charge for a pass out is a bit rich.....give me 357 anytime....

    • stevo500
      stevo500 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Stevo500
      Great renovation, no rebuild, of the old Kingsteam. Fabulous spa and steam room, small but adequate sauna. Small video lounge, great cruising area and rooms. A bit like Subway sauna in Melbourne. I hope that such a great venue is well patronised and that a younger crowd is attracted. Spotlessly clean with friendly and helpful staff. Try it out you won't be disappointed.

    • Surryguys
      Surryguys Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Opening 2014
      This has had major renovations and reports advise its re opening end Feb 2014! Pity the tradesmen doing the place up aren't invited for the re opening !!

    • pete72
      pete72 Over a year ago
      Hates it

      RUDE PATRONISING PERSON BEHIND COUNTER TUESDAY
      Attended kingsteam today first time , when leaving ,didnt know the procedure pressed buzzer was met with a rude aggressive person . Went through the door and asked if I could get a pass out . He would not give me one as he said I did not tell him immediately as he had already processed my key . He gave me the speal that other people know. By this stage I got very angry as I felt direspected. My point was it was my first time and did not know the protocall for passouts. He had the hide to say I was raising my voice and acting aggressive but in my defence there was a valid reason . Felt like choking the bitch . If this was my bussiness I would sack this guy on the spot. I will not be going back and every person i meet I will suggest to give kingsteam a big miss. Sincerely Peter

    • dutchbear5
      dutchbear5 Over a year ago
      Hates it

      beware of being being banned!
      Kingsteam staff are generally good, except for tuesdays when a counter Nazi will BAN YOU FOR LIFE if you dare object to his surliness at the front counter. This appears to happen mostly to Bears...

    • jonnybastin
      jonnybastin Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Gorillas in the mist
      Can be hit and miss, but is the place to go for hookups with bears and cubs and those who like them. New management now and is well run. Discount $10 entry for members of Harbour City Bears.

    • Darloboi
      Darloboi Over a year ago
      Hates it

      horible place to visit... full of old daddies
      Been there twice, not worth it for the price, this place need a renavation. I would suggest 357 in Sussex St and Bodyline

    • pinpon
      pinpon Over a year ago
      Loves it

      New management, FINALLY !!!! Congratulations
      New management at KS, WOW!!!, can't be more happy. Nice red towells with no holes, cleaning has improved a lot and patrons like me are coming back. ONLY problems, the young, slim, sort of tall unpleasant guy from the old administration. At least now is not hanging to his ipod and leaving reception unattended, but he is still not adequate for a new KS, too rude, too smarty butt. The othe old staff member, half bold, 5.6 tall, a bit chubby in charge of the cleaning continue running with his bins without asking people to give way. At least he does not stand up masturbating in the ailes. WHITHOUT those, I believe our KS will be the same pleasant place to visit. My best wishes to all the NEW staff. Andy

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