Knob Cuts Halloween Party

Hello weenies! You're all invited to our first Knob Halloween blowout this Thursday at the Oxford from 8pm. Straight from the crypt sounds will be played by our supremely special guest DJ Dr Sir Loins (aka Zoo aka Catheterine Davies) and myself. We're also thrilled to welcome back to the barber's plinth Mr Dick Savvy to start his summer season of pervy buzz-cutting goodness. Knob - now with extra Dick! To help get you that first tentative foot in the grave there'll be $7 vodka spiders and cocksucking cowboys (the drink that is, but hey, we've seen a cowboy or two in there ..) and prizes for the best/most horrifying costumes. Dress it up ghouls!